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distaste… love… for Fresh Foods..
Home of the Undercooked
We’ll post pictures of Fresh’s many colorful meals and make posts about things we see or do in Fresh.
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Laugh and cry with us as we try to live off this stuff for the next 4 years….
Today I went to Fresh Foods just like any other day and I made my usual rounds looking for something edible…
Pancakes and limpid bacon?
And as I went up to the grill I saw they had turkey..
Now as much as I complain about Fresh one of the few things I enjoy there is the turkey.
So as a wait in line I see up at front this big looking football player-ish guy.
And I see him lean towards the guy serving and it looked like he just put the whole damn turkey on his little handle plate..
Now lets stop to appreciate this… First of all the amount of meat stacked on that plate was formidable about 4 inches over the rim… Second of all and most importantly would he be able to eat it all?
So I grabbed my turkey grabbed my usual coke with a dash of lemonade, put it down at the table and decided i would do some reconnaissance….
I walk over to where this guy was sitting and his plate was empty aside for a few bones…
I walked away amazed…
I later saw him behind the salad bar grabbing a giant bowl of salad..
Later walking out with a couple loaves of bread…
I commend you large mystery man.. For your monstrously large appearance as well as your monstrous appetite…
People like FF’s turkey…. Especially football players…
This blog is dedicated to that dining hall we love to hate.
Undercooked chicken. Meals that look like they were pulled out of the garbage disposal. Solid-as-rocks grits. Cold limpid bacon. Watery scrambled eggs. Dry, dusty desserts.
Where you know you’re only safe at the sandwich, omelet and cereal bar.
When you spend all of your panther bucks trying NOT to eat there.
This is for all of those who suffer as I do…